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Randy Becomes a Weed Farmer – South Park

December 26, 2019


This old world is getting to me. There’s just no trust,
no tegridy, so I loaded up the kids,
took my wife by the arm, and I moved on out
to a Colorado farm. Now it’s early to bed,
early to rise. The crops are plowed
and it’s no surprise. City folks are fighting, and I don’t give a darn,
darn, darn, ’cause I make my living
on a Colorado farm. I gotta drive the tractor,
gotta cut the grass. Chut-chut goes the baler,
like it’s never gonna last. There’s food in the kitchen and there’s bud in the barn,
barn, barn. That’s life living
on a Colorado farm. Ice cold beer, pickup truck,
country music, listing shit, we got Tegridy
to keep us warm. That’s what you get
on a Colorado farm. And I’m gonna stay
on a Colorado farm, shit.

76 Comments

  • Reply Nick Burnett October 20, 2018 at 3:46 pm

    In one week dispensaries will have "Tegridy" keep your eyes peeled!!

  • Reply Stan Smith October 20, 2018 at 3:50 pm

    I have friends that moved out west to grow. One now owns a dispensary in Washington state.

  • Reply Veska October 20, 2018 at 4:32 pm

    Does anyone know what the song is that plays when Randy put the hemp hat on Stan? I can't find it anywhere.

  • Reply Jake Groves October 20, 2018 at 4:37 pm

    I didn't know that chickens wore suspenders

  • Reply i a October 20, 2018 at 4:48 pm

    The way he comes in with "and i moved on out to a Colorado farm" is fucken gold 😂😆🤣

  • Reply Judge Joe Brown October 20, 2018 at 4:55 pm

    God I hope they stop ruining south park. This joke is like 5 years too late. So lazy

  • Reply Kazimierz Bosman October 20, 2018 at 5:03 pm

    Podziel się zabawką

  • Reply RainKitsune 96 October 20, 2018 at 5:30 pm

    If Stan doesn't return as a main character, I will cry. But that doesn't mean that he isn't relevant! It just means its like if he and Butters swapped places. Sort of like how Butters replaced Kenny for the entirety of Season 6 until the end.

  • Reply Carl Freericks October 20, 2018 at 5:30 pm

    How the hell did he afford this

  • Reply ޓކހރ-ލއއބޚ October 20, 2018 at 5:46 pm

    Sheeeeit….

  • Reply Killer Rune October 20, 2018 at 5:56 pm

    Tegridy

  • Reply D U K E OF ERL October 20, 2018 at 7:15 pm

    I like the song 😂😂😂

  • Reply themadplotter October 20, 2018 at 8:05 pm

    I feel like ol' Johnny Denver would have loved this.

  • Reply Colin Lucero October 20, 2018 at 10:00 pm

    Shiiiiiiiit

  • Reply ac1dh3ad October 20, 2018 at 10:38 pm

    Pussy sticks

  • Reply Picolas Cage October 21, 2018 at 12:00 am

    I have a boner now

  • Reply mahony0011 October 21, 2018 at 12:08 am

    He took maa jooob!!!

  • Reply CHIEF TICKLESBALLSWITHFART October 21, 2018 at 1:08 am

    Fake, made up, not real, controlled simulated existence.

  • Reply Happy gamer9000 October 21, 2018 at 4:02 am

    I dont fuck with them pussy sticks

  • Reply Tim Spencer October 21, 2018 at 4:09 am

    Buffalo Soldier! 😄

  • Reply Grendon the Alien October 21, 2018 at 8:07 am

    I wish I could be this happy. I must lack tegridy.

  • Reply Eric Blake October 21, 2018 at 1:44 pm

    Honey pack up the bags we our moving to Colorado

  • Reply 함마 October 21, 2018 at 1:48 pm

    I miss surely miss Kenny

  • Reply Chase إله الشباب October 21, 2018 at 3:44 pm

    CBONB

  • Reply Elyk Regna October 21, 2018 at 5:47 pm

    One of the best south parks ever.

  • Reply Freedom Cobra October 21, 2018 at 8:11 pm

    That’s all outdoor

  • Reply Justin Y. October 21, 2018 at 9:51 pm

    was I supposed to laugh

  • Reply Justin Jones October 22, 2018 at 1:06 am

    Randy is my favorite character hands down.

  • Reply Peep Lil October 22, 2018 at 6:23 am

    Pees a sheet

  • Reply Rubi Wiliams October 22, 2018 at 8:46 pm

    hows the name of the name or type of music that starts in 0:18

  • Reply No No October 23, 2018 at 1:15 am

    Ever has the full vid link drop it below

  • Reply S Starr October 23, 2018 at 2:46 am

    "pussy sticks"

  • Reply Star Wars Jibaro October 23, 2018 at 10:40 am

    What was the name of the song that played every time they put on the blue beanie?

  • Reply Brandon Abbott October 23, 2018 at 4:51 pm

    Randy is hands down the best character ever. Never disappoints 😂

  • Reply k9feces October 25, 2018 at 9:34 pm

    Randy forgot about Crickets and the 4th of July.

  • Reply MrOneye October 25, 2018 at 10:08 pm

    IT'S BOUT TEGRIDY!!!

  • Reply Alroiv Ilustra October 28, 2018 at 2:14 am

    #CancelledSouthPark :p

  • Reply Brendan Greene November 3, 2018 at 1:25 pm

    I’m not at all surprised

  • Reply Tulio Cabrera November 4, 2018 at 6:33 pm

    thanks randy

  • Reply Michael November 7, 2018 at 2:20 pm

    We just got weed Michigan #grabembythemidterms

  • Reply Ethan Chouinard November 11, 2018 at 10:34 pm

    Only true “country boys” know what song this is referencing 😉.

    Cough* cough* john denver

  • Reply Alex the dude November 15, 2018 at 6:28 am

    Yo I need to see the scene where randy roasts that guy for vaping right after this scene

  • Reply Hailee McRoy November 19, 2018 at 7:18 pm

    Randy is my fave character after this 😂😂😂😂

  • Reply James Slepak November 22, 2018 at 11:32 pm

    It would have been funnier if Randy was raising farm animals on his weed farm

  • Reply stinky wizzleteats November 28, 2018 at 3:13 am

    South Park can make catchy songs

  • Reply EMMA DOERR December 11, 2018 at 8:22 pm

    Low key kinda sad that Stan moves to a farm

  • Reply Gilberto Tabares December 16, 2018 at 2:38 am

    Judging by those expressions I'm guessing the rest of the Marsh clan don't approve of this new farm life.

  • Reply GANTZ100pts December 17, 2018 at 5:04 am

    So. When can we expect a full version of this song?

  • Reply CRISPY chicken December 18, 2018 at 1:25 pm

    "shiiit"

  • Reply mikkelnpetersen January 9, 2019 at 6:12 pm

    This should be a series for itself.

  • Reply Cool Jackster January 25, 2019 at 12:12 pm

    I don’t like that Randy moved to a farm but I love this song

  • Reply Evil Empire Network January 27, 2019 at 6:22 am

    hahahaha Tegridy Farms Shirts https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07LCMX575

  • Reply Jeff Lane January 29, 2019 at 6:37 pm

    Next Randy will be growing heroin, it's a slippery slope, Jefferson Beauregard Sessions told me so

  • Reply GEBRATENES SCHAF February 3, 2019 at 4:02 am

    Randy is always doing the right thing

  • Reply Caroline Ngadiman February 28, 2019 at 3:06 pm

    What exactly is Weed?

  • Reply Gabriel R March 12, 2019 at 4:37 am

    90% of people here wants to be a marijuana farmer, don't lie

  • Reply Lowkey FXS March 19, 2019 at 3:11 am

    Man I wish Randy was my dad

  • Reply Эрик Картман Discord April 4, 2019 at 8:07 pm

    Name of episode?

  • Reply GHOSTBOY 64 April 22, 2019 at 3:11 pm

    Let's go to colarado

  • Reply arizonatsunami April 27, 2019 at 10:27 pm

    I like how the weed is already planted and ready to be harvested when they first pull up in their car. Lol

  • Reply Juan Torres May 6, 2019 at 9:39 pm

    Estados Unidos se hace millones con la marihuana y aqui en Argentina estamos " ay noi la mary uana ez mui malla te vuelve tomto"

  • Reply bath_ cat May 14, 2019 at 9:25 pm

    Sheeeut. Kills me every time

  • Reply big_yeet 420 June 8, 2019 at 3:21 am

    Colorado is underrated

  • Reply Jeff Brehove June 12, 2019 at 1:51 pm

    Man this song sounds like a parody of an existing song, right down to the melody. But I can't put my finger on what…

  • Reply AncientOneProductions June 13, 2019 at 3:17 am

    I give up :]

  • Reply AncientOneProductions June 13, 2019 at 3:18 am

    😎

  • Reply Tobin Prowant June 29, 2019 at 2:36 pm

    You don't plow crops. Lol

  • Reply El Santanderiano July 5, 2019 at 6:24 pm

    jajajaja lo vi 420 👽

  • Reply Rob K. July 27, 2019 at 9:08 am

    Listin' shit 😄

  • Reply pierce sherry August 1, 2019 at 6:20 pm

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • Reply Roblox Player September 24, 2019 at 7:06 pm

    Amsterdam wants your location

  • Reply Dread Boss September 25, 2019 at 10:41 pm

    I LOVE SOUTH PARK!!!!!!!

  • Reply Amalaric GoTH October 8, 2019 at 4:51 pm

    How the FUCK did Randy come to moving his family out to a fuckin farm?

  • Reply Jon Egan October 12, 2019 at 1:45 pm

    tigrity!

  • Reply Ashley Harris December 6, 2019 at 2:36 am

    I didn’t know there’s such thing as a marijuana farm

  • Reply Hikaru Skins December 6, 2019 at 6:00 pm

    this is where they see dead whinne the poo right?

  • Reply Carl Freericks December 23, 2019 at 6:12 am

    I searched up Tegrdiy turns out it’s not a real word the word Integridy exists though. It’s kinda funny how Randy says other people don’t have Tegridy yet he has none himself.

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