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Randy and Towelie’s Weed Farm Needs Help – South Park

January 3, 2020

Alright, there you, friend.
That’s an ounce of weed and thanks for supporting small
business. Next! Hey, could you sell me more than
an ounce? Sorry, friend, that’s the law. Us simple farming fold respect
the law and eachother. Oh, it’s fine. I’ll just go over
the Anderson Weed Farm and by more there. Well don’t buy weed from
them. Their weed sucks. It’s a long way to drive out
here. I need to make it worth my while. Shit! This whol Amazon strike
has more people smoking weed thank ever. We have to make sure Tergrity
Weed stays ahead of the
competition We need to find a way to get the
weed to the people. Yea, like a- like a delivery
service. Some way so people don’t have to
drive out here and even see the other weed
farms. You know what they got? They got
these e-scooters nowadays. You mean the things that almost
killed us all on Halloween? Yea, I ‘member. What if we use e-scooters to get
the weed directly to the
costumers? Holy shit, we could have Tegrity
all over town.


  • Reply Dragon King December 13, 2018 at 7:03 pm


  • Reply Pronator Tendon December 13, 2018 at 7:04 pm


  • Reply The Blessed Kabir December 13, 2018 at 7:06 pm

    Randy "Weed" Marsh!

  • Reply Kyle Barrera December 13, 2018 at 7:06 pm

    lol that’s my favorite show and I love South Park

  • Reply Owen Rod December 13, 2018 at 7:06 pm


  • Reply brainflash1 December 13, 2018 at 7:07 pm

    Damn you, Tegrity!

  • Reply Wow December 13, 2018 at 7:23 pm

    South Park FTW!

  • Reply Sun Happy December 13, 2018 at 7:36 pm

    towelie's voice has slightly changed or is it just me ?

  • Reply Cer3aleater December 13, 2018 at 8:01 pm

    soo Awesome! LOL

  • Reply SeArCh4DrEaMz December 13, 2018 at 8:17 pm


  • Reply 23 Famez December 13, 2018 at 8:26 pm

    Thats not the real towlie

  • Reply Cardo Richard December 13, 2018 at 8:32 pm

    Yup! That’s that good shit right there 😂

  • Reply jacen cade December 13, 2018 at 8:50 pm

    Just some reality checks
    You can't sell out of your house I can't say for sure about Colorado but in California you must prove you have 125k minimum in liquidatable assets to qualify for a permit to sell.

    The validity of which only applies if the store "integrity farms in this case" abides by all regulations

    He must have documentation of his clients
    He must not grow a maximum of 12 plants per household
    His products must be unchanged from nature except by acceptable means such as extracting thc, adding edible ingredients or reforming it's nature into candy.
    His products must be easily identifiable as marijuana products at distribution

    Employee/employer rights
    Drug policy are up to an individual employer they neither must or must not accept applicants with a history of smoking cannabis recreationally

    Employers must have their policy on drug/alcohol/tobacco use clearly listed in writing

    An employer must tell you up front if you are rejected for smoking cannabis.

    Enjoy the hussle

  • Reply Auraboy December 13, 2018 at 8:53 pm

    RANDY SAID YEAH I MEMBER OML THAT TOWLIE IS FAKE i bet its a member berry ugh i need to watch this ep to see if mah theory is trU

  • Reply TOXICTWIST 999 December 13, 2018 at 8:54 pm


  • Reply CPA December 13, 2018 at 9:23 pm


  • Reply SpecterQuilava December 13, 2018 at 10:45 pm

    Come on guys, have some integrity

  • Reply Corey Lord December 14, 2018 at 1:18 am

    I liked Randy better when he was MUCH more stable and mature from the previous seasons.

  • Reply Jayvhee E. December 14, 2018 at 2:28 am

    Luffy hat

  • Reply killerpassword December 14, 2018 at 2:30 am

    I love this season j finally started watching this after missing 2 seasons

  • Reply No worries Mate December 14, 2018 at 3:02 am

    Amazon prime weed🤔

  • Reply Luka Music December 14, 2018 at 4:48 am

    so glad weed saved South Park from Amazon. getting high does give you more integrity

  • Reply 4c1dr3fl3x December 14, 2018 at 7:46 am


  • Reply Luis Castellon December 14, 2018 at 7:50 am

    Dafuq happened to towlie's voice?

  • Reply blackjoker013 December 14, 2018 at 11:39 am

    hey south park fans why not light up some integrity and watch this

  • Reply Lax Wave December 14, 2018 at 1:59 pm

    Where can you watch this season

  • Reply Skeleton December 14, 2018 at 7:18 pm

    I’m upset I got caught with weed like 4 days before it became legal in Michigan I’m pissed fuck these ops bruh

  • Reply Fan of TheBrand333 December 15, 2018 at 7:26 am

    So many poser weed smokers out here

  • Reply Smokey ツ December 17, 2018 at 12:02 pm

    Hey guys, I made a Towelie rap on my channel and would love your support and feedback ! Thanks for checking it out

  • Reply Evil Empire Network December 21, 2018 at 1:09 am

    Here is the shirt

  • Reply F May 28, 2019 at 6:42 pm

    i member

  • Reply Princess Wolfy May 31, 2019 at 6:46 pm

    There’s just no trust, no Tegridy..

  • Reply Haley Goodwin July 21, 2019 at 7:48 pm

    Hooray!!!!! Weed 🌱🌾🌿💉💊🚬🚬🌿🌾🌱🌿🌾. Yayyyyyyyy!!!!!!!

  • Reply Mike Farmer August 4, 2019 at 9:17 pm

    I think I saw these clips.on Owen benjamin …..where he does voice.overs

    #comedycentral #southpark

  • Reply Reza Zepeda El Rafa September 13, 2019 at 10:07 am


  • Reply David kowalewski September 24, 2019 at 10:56 pm

  • Reply Susie Blanco September 25, 2019 at 5:59 am

    Wanna get high?

  • Reply Auggie Barboza October 6, 2019 at 6:04 pm

    Get new seeds !!!!

  • Reply Flash Thompson October 31, 2019 at 8:44 pm

    Yeah I’member

  • Reply Titus Pullo December 4, 2019 at 12:52 am

    I love it that towlie quit the state and just stayed working at tegridy!

  • Reply Clayton Brown December 19, 2019 at 6:46 pm

    Well this wasn’t funny

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