The first few foot stepped on the snow. Yeah… listen in, oh Pepperidge, where is it? Is it a place? Are they healthy? Are they healthy cookies? Maybe they’re like a savory cookie like a ham cookie Look it is little packet here and all. Are they on the shelf from like an old farmhouse. Oh, it smells awful. Awful?! What are you talking about? Oh? Yeah? They’re soggy aren’t they.
They’re chewy. Don’t let the dog eat it.
He is not going to eat it. It’s like me when I try to make muffins and they don’t rise. [Laughter] If this was a protein bar, I’d be like that’s quite a good protein bar, but it’s not. I really like it because it’s a cookie and like that Placebo thing, its just like mmm sugary. You could mash that up into shapes… that should’t happen. More than a treat, It’s an experience… Everything is an experience, but it’s just not a good one. This one looks like a bag of flour dough. Oh, no that was a bag of sugar. Crackers, whoa, whoa, whoa, I thought we were getting cookies here. And I thought it was for cats. I think, I think we need a handful. Its so plain What would you do with these? Mindlessly just eat them just forever You could eat these in the cinema thing Then pays the [turtles] some salty crackers They’ve got character, [but] like they don’t deliver you know they’re all freaked out. Also I can’t stop eating em so that is kind of a good thing, isint it Yeah I can see that, I mean, that’s, I hate these They’re hard I like these. That’s fancy. Pepperidge Farm has gone upscale all of a sudden. it’s when you’re posh for the goldfish cracker, isn’t it? [oh], so the exact same as the package, what a re you talking about? No, they’re not. If I had a spillage, I’d use these to suck it up. It’s been designed like travel and space or something I can say with certainty already this would be better with a cup of tea It’s pretty dry and tasteless. You ever go plastering you get onto your fingernails. That’s what it tastes like. There’s nothing there. Its just bland as F***. I Like it. Geez everything here was crap today. Its pale, white and dry, like me. Now we’re having fun. I guarantee you I’m gonna be disappointed. I like the small a that already. Oh, that’s so good It smells like a house you would buy. Some gingerbread men don’t taste like gingerbread at all. They’re just biscuits, and they’re just man biscuits. They’re real cute [look]. OH, now that’s a cookie! Hell yes. You found your way pepperidge. Good boy again. Hey, Kid go long. Nice, that’s at odd right there The boys are back! Fish again!? For an awesome snack. That’s fun to hang out with That is the Saddest thing I’ve ever heard in my life. Hang out with your snack. This package, it looks unreal, and I’m happy with this package this package is just like [Blasted]. Flavor Blasted! Hmm this tastes like pizza Cheese. It tastes like Pizza. I like pizza Mmm. You could just without thinking eat 15 thousand of these while watching TV. Hard to go home, I guess Handful them into the mouth right now. Hello. Tastes great. Doesn’t smell good. Kinda like a foot. You’re eating it. You can’t stop eating it You don’t even know if you like it or not. I would eat those with a beer. [Yeah] If I drank beer. So it wouldn’t eat these. So boring, so boring. Let’s try Pepperidge farm. Pepperidge farm, meh Instead of going mad with the with the fish yeah do loads of little men. A trivial amount of cholesterol, A trivial amount It’s a joke how much cholesterol is in there.