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Irish People Taste Test Pepperidge Farm Cookies

January 4, 2020

The first few foot stepped on the snow. Yeah… listen in, oh Pepperidge, where is it? Is it a place? Are they healthy? Are they healthy cookies? Maybe they’re like a savory cookie like a ham cookie Look it is little packet here and all. Are they on the shelf from like an old farmhouse. Oh, it smells awful. Awful?! What are you talking about? Oh? Yeah? They’re soggy aren’t they.
They’re chewy. Don’t let the dog eat it.
He is not going to eat it. It’s like me when I try to make muffins and they don’t rise. [Laughter] If this was a protein bar, I’d be like that’s quite a good protein bar, but it’s not. I really like it because it’s a cookie and like that Placebo thing, its just like mmm sugary. You could mash that up into shapes… that should’t happen. More than a treat, It’s an experience… Everything is an experience, but it’s just not a good one. This one looks like a bag of flour dough. Oh, no that was a bag of sugar. Crackers, whoa, whoa, whoa, I thought we were getting cookies here. And I thought it was for cats. I think, I think we need a handful. Its so plain What would you do with these? Mindlessly just eat them just forever You could eat these in the cinema thing Then pays the [turtles] some salty crackers They’ve got character, [but] like they don’t deliver you know they’re all freaked out. Also I can’t stop eating em so that is kind of a good thing, isint it Yeah I can see that, I mean, that’s, I hate these They’re hard I like these. That’s fancy. Pepperidge Farm has gone upscale all of a sudden. it’s when you’re posh for the goldfish cracker, isn’t it? [oh], so the exact same as the package, what a re you talking about? No, they’re not. If I had a spillage, I’d use these to suck it up. It’s been designed like travel and space or something I can say with certainty already this would be better with a cup of tea It’s pretty dry and tasteless. You ever go plastering you get onto your fingernails. That’s what it tastes like. There’s nothing there. Its just bland as F***. I Like it. Geez everything here was crap today. Its pale, white and dry, like me. Now we’re having fun. I guarantee you I’m gonna be disappointed. I like the small a that already. Oh, that’s so good It smells like a house you would buy. Some gingerbread men don’t taste like gingerbread at all. They’re just biscuits, and they’re just man biscuits. They’re real cute [look]. OH, now that’s a cookie! Hell yes. You found your way pepperidge. Good boy again. Hey, Kid go long. Nice, that’s at odd right there The boys are back! Fish again!? For an awesome snack. That’s fun to hang out with That is the Saddest thing I’ve ever heard in my life. Hang out with your snack. This package, it looks unreal, and I’m happy with this package this package is just like [Blasted]. Flavor Blasted! Hmm this tastes like pizza Cheese. It tastes like Pizza. I like pizza Mmm. You could just without thinking eat 15 thousand of these while watching TV. Hard to go home, I guess Handful them into the mouth right now. Hello. Tastes great. Doesn’t smell good. Kinda like a foot. You’re eating it. You can’t stop eating it You don’t even know if you like it or not. I would eat those with a beer. [Yeah] If I drank beer. So it wouldn’t eat these. So boring, so boring. Let’s try Pepperidge farm. Pepperidge farm, meh Instead of going mad with the with the fish yeah do loads of little men. A trivial amount of cholesterol, A trivial amount It’s a joke how much cholesterol is in there.


  • Reply LM v 2.7 November 14, 2018 at 6:23 pm

    Did dude really say, "Taste good but doesn't smell good … kinda like a foot"

  • Reply F. G. III November 15, 2018 at 12:37 am

    Remember them popular haggis flavored-milano cookies? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

  • Reply Trace November 16, 2018 at 5:07 am

    I love you diane, I watch your channel, but the dog, come on. A bit much. You are way better than that. It's endearing, in your room, in your house, but I cringe seeing the dog here with you.

  • Reply Heather Estes November 19, 2018 at 5:57 pm

    They need to try the Geneva cookies!

  • Reply flamingpie herman November 23, 2018 at 7:25 pm

    You know you've watched too many of these when you're only watching your favorite Irish in here and glossing over the others…

  • Reply Brother Coduss November 24, 2018 at 7:02 pm

    pretty sure gold fish are like, kids snacks. i know my niece loves playing with her "feeshies" as she call em

  • Reply E. A. Calvey November 28, 2018 at 2:47 am

    Milano cookies are best with hot tea, coffee, or hot chocolate.

  • Reply Brian Miller December 3, 2018 at 10:18 am

    Everybody has to make "funny" cracks….ugh. I'm Irish and I hate every damn one of you unfunny twats.

  • Reply Des Gardius 2012 December 3, 2018 at 3:06 pm

    “Remember those sweet, warm New England summers? Remember sipping lemonade underneath a shady tree? Remember when you hit that pedestrian with your car at the crosswalk and then just drove away? Pepperidge Farm remembers, but Pepperidge Farm ain't just gonna keep it to Pepperidge Farm's self free of charge. Maybe you go out and buy yourself some of these distinctive Milano cookies, maybe this whole thing disappears.”

  • Reply Jordan Beebe December 4, 2018 at 3:13 am

    Did you know that Milano cookies were originally created as a small appetizer to cleanse your taste buds so you can really taste the meal you are about to eat

  • Reply Dominick Justave December 10, 2018 at 11:14 pm

    Should have gave them the prezal fish

  • Reply Gaurav Gugale December 11, 2018 at 9:12 am

    Only a psychopath would say ham cookies.

  • Reply World Through My Eyes December 13, 2018 at 6:51 am

    These cookies r made 2 have @ high tea w/ tea, milk, or coffee, u silly children! Hahaha.

  • Reply John Johnson December 17, 2018 at 5:06 am


  • Reply VisualAddict December 17, 2018 at 5:17 am

    Has anyone had Irish cookies? Yea. They're bland.

  • Reply AliasSLH December 19, 2018 at 4:46 pm

    why do all the irish people look like hipsters?

  • Reply Dougie26200 2 December 20, 2018 at 4:08 am

    I'm disappointed why did they give them the original ones not the cheddar ones or cheddar ones are better

  • Reply woodrax December 20, 2018 at 5:43 pm

    The dog's reaction when she shouts "FLAVOR BLASTED!!!!" is the best.

  • Reply Tracy Polasek December 22, 2018 at 3:37 am

    They should sell snack boxes of the Irish equivalent so we can understand what they are used to.

  • Reply ThePhrenik December 26, 2018 at 7:15 pm

    that one guy looks like John Cusak

  • Reply Chad Newman December 27, 2018 at 7:59 am

    Cookies and conaq……..ahhhhh…Boston!

  • Reply Eric Park January 4, 2019 at 4:30 am

    I just will never understand why they would pick dark chocolate Milano like pick original or double wtf

  • Reply Eric Lock January 15, 2019 at 3:30 am

    Goldfish are supposed to swim in soup or stew…

    Just sayin

  • Reply misternef January 15, 2019 at 4:38 am

    Peppridge Farms has a large variety of cookies. While Goldfish are made by Peppridge Farms I don't see where they have a place in this video. It doesn't make sense with the title.

  • Reply Izzy Bodmer January 15, 2019 at 6:52 am


  • Reply Christian Soto January 16, 2019 at 3:02 am

    Do Irish people like any cookies at all?

  • Reply Princess Pentagram January 17, 2019 at 11:52 pm

    Excuse my ignorance being from the uk but what are goldfish crackers? I've always been intrigued by them I know that I've had pepperidge farm cookies from the international section in my local store and swedish fish I love but have never seen goldfish crackers over here for sale are they like mini cheddars? 🙂

  • Reply Phillip Udeogu January 20, 2019 at 8:45 am

    Can someone please tell me what Irish people are eating that has sooooo much flavor in it?

  • Reply Candace Cherry January 21, 2019 at 11:16 pm

    It looks yumey

  • Reply Aja Floyd January 24, 2019 at 3:40 am

    What do people have against soft cookies??

  • Reply Jo Banooni January 29, 2019 at 11:42 pm

    I think Irish cookies and American cookies are different….

  • Reply Bec Thumma January 30, 2019 at 8:31 am

    I really dislike people who "look" at something and then start bitching without even trying them. And why is she eating plaster??

  • Reply Beth Chaney January 31, 2019 at 3:50 am

    Man biscuits 😂😂😂😂😂

  • Reply Baltimore Z-Wad January 31, 2019 at 10:19 am

    Chewy cookies are 100 times better than hard, crunchy ones. That's why ppl dip them into milk (or I guess tea if you're Irish)

  • Reply Baltimore Z-Wad January 31, 2019 at 10:22 am

    Irish Jesus is the man. Love vids he's in.
    Dermot, I'd pay to punch his old ass in the face. But I still think I'd like hanging out with him for some reason

  • Reply steph dee February 4, 2019 at 11:33 pm


  • Reply Jon Budik February 6, 2019 at 6:03 am

    Yes there is an original flavor of goldfish,yes Dermot said what you thought he said,yes goldfish are made by PF,yes I don't like milanos so I agree with Diane and no goldfish are not cookies.

  • Reply farrellcityking1 February 6, 2019 at 7:10 am

    Tastebuds like pit bulls.

  • Reply Jin Lohai February 10, 2019 at 3:49 am

    while watching this video i inhaled a whole package of dark chocolate milano cookies

  • Reply VodkaSour February 10, 2019 at 6:13 am

    Is the hot chick ( we all know which one) really with that guy or is he just a co worker

  • Reply eleanor7 February 10, 2019 at 6:29 am

    Goldfish are like a childhood staple snack that everyone had growing up because they were easy to carry around and kids like the flavor and shapes. I love Goldfish, but I love salty things.

  • Reply Frank Laforte February 14, 2019 at 1:49 am

    Lol …Irish being food critics ? Name any Irish food thats gourmet ! Stop ..just stop Pepperidge Farm and Peanut rule ..haha

  • Reply Rob S February 16, 2019 at 3:59 pm

    The only thing I learned from these videos is living in Ireland makes you really pissed off. That being said bunch of funny fuckers

  • Reply RODSLINGER February 16, 2019 at 8:15 pm

    Hi, Do you remember a time when the Irish weren't fat as hell and dying of diabeties? Pepperidge farm does & frankly we don't care.

  • Reply MrDiesel237 February 24, 2019 at 7:05 pm

    I guess when you drink enough Guinness you take on the same qualities: bitter with bad taste.

  • Reply Renee Elias February 25, 2019 at 11:50 pm

    Should have served Mint Milanos!

  • Reply Kaitlyn Slaymaker February 26, 2019 at 2:05 am

    "Tastes great, doesn't smell good, kind of like a foot." LMAO!!!

  • Reply Vespa Lu March 1, 2019 at 12:28 pm


  • Reply Keely Touhey March 1, 2019 at 10:51 pm

    0:28 oh Hi jesus

  • Reply georgiaman1926 March 2, 2019 at 4:51 am

    Gold Fish are good in soup.

  • Reply Bev Raznoff March 8, 2019 at 12:06 am

    gold fish float well in tomato soup.

  • Reply NuttinbutdaBlues March 10, 2019 at 9:41 am

    They sent you the shittiest flavors. Sausilito is their best. Chocolate and macadamia nut.

  • Reply James Ortega Jr March 11, 2019 at 8:16 am

    I love the stereotypical northeastern American accent. You fookin knobs

  • Reply Valeria Del Rio-Rodriguez March 13, 2019 at 3:37 am

    U guys are bland af. This brand has killer cookies! 🍪

  • Reply Tracy Stanley March 13, 2019 at 9:43 am

    And nope…once you've started feeding your dog on your lap..I'm gone…and Irelands biscuits are terrible…Enjoy

  • Reply L. Artemesia Challenger March 15, 2019 at 12:39 am

    And now, a ham cookie.

  • Reply Katie Morgan March 15, 2019 at 5:56 am

    It's her again !!! Wtf is she doing other than bitching about something.. again !

  • Reply madestmadhatter March 20, 2019 at 9:38 am

    Soup, goldfish go in tomato soup.

    Also, seriously stop giving people Milanos without something to dip them in, they are litteraly designed for it, it's like if I tried to eat a biscotti without tea, I'd chip a freaking tooth.

  • Reply Rose Williams March 25, 2019 at 4:35 pm

    That's how I feel about Pepperidge Farms don't really like it

  • Reply moneymike77p April 4, 2019 at 3:24 am

    Forget the Irish.. montauks r the best. Go boil a sheeps head for dinner.

  • Reply Harmony Wisdom April 7, 2019 at 7:11 pm

    pepperidge farm apricot raspberry cookies

  • Reply ed bur April 9, 2019 at 11:33 pm

    you are way too picky

  • Reply krisit220 April 11, 2019 at 5:11 pm

    Remember approximately 1 million years ago when Pepperidge Farm was actually good? Pepperidge Farm doesn't.

  • Reply vkook things April 12, 2019 at 1:19 am

    “you can mash that up into shapes”

    they’re called soft baked cookies, not hard baked.

  • Reply STAHPIIIT April 12, 2019 at 4:50 am

    I watch them watch the dog eat. It's good content.

  • Reply Larry Justice April 17, 2019 at 10:19 pm

    Milano cookies are good with coffee

  • Reply Andrew Taweel April 18, 2019 at 7:19 pm

    Please… they needed to go with Brussels, Chessmen & Sausalito

  • Reply Glorious counterfiet April 22, 2019 at 8:56 pm

    Put them fishy bitches in soup.

  • Reply Lunar Nature April 25, 2019 at 10:43 am

    Ireland loves some break your teeth hard ass cookies

  • Reply Scott Murphy May 4, 2019 at 12:56 am

    Goldfish are the ultimate beer snack

  • Reply samuel draper May 5, 2019 at 8:10 pm

    Fuck these dumb Irish fucks

  • Reply Dena Redford May 9, 2019 at 1:35 am

    They probably love those cookies . Cuz all the biscuits over in United Kingdom suck .

  • Reply Ecks Alvarez May 14, 2019 at 2:48 am

    Gingerbread men dipped in Horchata is heaven

  • Reply Bindingofash May 15, 2019 at 9:23 pm

    Guys…I don't think the "original" goldfish have cheese

  • Reply John Dickey May 15, 2019 at 10:25 pm

    Love these guys, just NOT today

  • Reply hawk6978 May 18, 2019 at 2:20 am

    I'm Scots irish American and it's just nice to see irish ppl that look like me.

  • Reply Chad Finzel May 28, 2019 at 2:49 pm

    Americans don’t exactly love Pepperidge. It’s cookies for old people.

  • Reply Diann Murphy June 30, 2019 at 3:32 pm

    Dermot looks like the father of Desmond from HiHo kids!

  • Reply Patrick Fairbanks July 5, 2019 at 6:34 am

    Y'all need tongue transplants.

  • Reply Nicole Craig July 10, 2019 at 1:04 am

    I am so upset that they didn’t give them better options cause let’s face it goldfish are mostly for kids and grown ups with limited tastebuds.

  • Reply PeterJames Foote July 16, 2019 at 4:58 am

    Hilarious! Especially Diane! Yes! The hard Pepperidge Farm cookies are meant to be dunked in tea or milk which unlocks some of the flavor.

    There are giant containers of the goldfish… just saying. I do want to taste the gingerbread now because I love ginger.

  • Reply Spiffyspit s July 30, 2019 at 12:48 am

    "…like muffins that didn't raised…" ROTFLMAO!!! Done that and they did tasted better than muffins.

  • Reply S Martinez July 31, 2019 at 5:37 pm

    Have ppl that know something about good food to do these tasting…. smh

  • Reply Old Kid August 7, 2019 at 5:57 am

    0:42 has never had a real cookie before

  • Reply Gerber Bernstein August 23, 2019 at 10:25 pm

    Goldfish were made to swim in your soup.

  • Reply Screw You September 8, 2019 at 2:59 am

    what would u do with this ?????????????? ya eat em thats what u do with em……………EAT THEM THATS WHAT… don't complain… EAT THEM

  • Reply MinskyDoxsky September 12, 2019 at 5:19 pm

    Some of them just naturally complain

  • Reply Edward Morris September 20, 2019 at 2:59 pm

    Do goldfish have a flaming kind

  • Reply Kinnedie stives September 25, 2019 at 6:32 pm

    Milano cookies are the best. Period.

  • Reply You Are A Fart Knocker October 2, 2019 at 9:08 pm

    Lol he is hilarious

  • Reply Shifttube October 17, 2019 at 5:40 am

    they always bitch about American food being so bad for you but yet the somewhat healthy food they think is bland and nasty WELL DUH ITS BETTER FOR YOU MAKE YOUR MIND UP HOES

  • Reply G. B. October 30, 2019 at 10:50 pm

    Irish people are not know for their cookie making , is it??? so they don't know shit about cookie NEXT!!! And this is from an Italian!!

  • Reply Taylor McDonald November 7, 2019 at 12:26 am

    a small part of me died when they didn't like the milano cookies, those are my fav 🥺

  • Reply Rah Ra November 12, 2019 at 7:27 am

    Damn so what do they enjoy???

  • Reply Debra Witte November 13, 2019 at 2:04 pm

    "It smells like a house you would buy." Amen.

  • Reply john poopiepants November 14, 2019 at 5:52 pm

    I want to see the pretty girl and her cute dog in Every episode…. !!!!!!!!!

  • Reply Megan Montague December 9, 2019 at 5:24 am

    Anyone who doesn’t like Milano cookies must have some kind of brain disease. And for the record, in America soft cookies are a good thing so y’all can just fuck off with your horrendous taste in cookies!

  • Reply liza martin December 21, 2019 at 3:57 am

    No way!! These cookies are great!!

  • Reply liza martin December 21, 2019 at 3:58 am

    Why don't you like soft cookies? Hard cookies are terrible.

  • Reply Billysmom December 24, 2019 at 1:51 am

    That woman with Irish Jesus reminds me of my fourth grade teacher. She NEVER had a kind or decent word for anyone or anything. Always critical of everything. I'm glad that she didn't ruin Paul. He has a kind soul.

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