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Ancient Creature Empowers Lazy Gardener

November 4, 2019


My name’s Jeb And it’s time to replenish the gardens I got real lazy with my fertilization last year This year I’m going to try to bring laziness to a new level I’m starting to think worm castings might be the difference between Laziness and efficiency Here’s the deficiency I’m trying to counter And a frog You squeeze out? You’re going to divide it? I’m going to see if I can get Four plantings for the price of one Oregano grows like a weed Behind the garden shed A month earlier I planted some lavender from seed Shake it! No, don’t shake it yet! Look, the fine pieces are going through The sifted bits should keep moisture closer to the seeds Day 8 Day 15 Day 20 Day 22 Day 25 Day 31 I’m staggering my cilantro plantings The blackberries did not do very well last year I think I know how to improve their situation I’m removing the branches that grow into the center of the lime tree Next I’ll balance out that side of the tree Am I not merciful? It seems like earthworm castings should work fine for fruit trees too Time to face the rose bed First I’ll get rid of all the dead material And the new buds will come out of these Lumps This is the kind of thing I used in the past The chemical whatever Garden is peace Garden is love It’s not that I’m interested in a one size fits all solution Wait a minute I am interested in a one size fits all solution It’s exactly what I want Oops I forgot to turn off the irrigation timer I’m just mixing in half an inch (12mm) of earthworm castings And then I’ll top off the bed with fresh potting mix Someone’s not happy about the changes to the garden I’m going to see if a Psychological deterrent can keep these chickens out of here Who knows? Maybe the dogs will stay out too These sweet mommas have so many memories here It’s time girls Say goodbye to the garden Before you say goodbye Make sure you check out the video description For details on these earthworm castings Share with Friends!

100 Comments

  • Reply Dylan Brady April 9, 2019 at 8:21 am

    am i not merciful

  • Reply Bruce Armstrong April 9, 2019 at 9:33 am

    I missed this kinda video😍😍
    Bgm and ur dialogue 😍

  • Reply miss this April 9, 2019 at 12:58 pm

    Didn't even know you could do roots like that. Mind blown😳.

  • Reply dank doge April 9, 2019 at 9:19 pm

    The Almighty Jeb has returned. Weakened by the pestilence that attacks his garden, and lethargic due to the extensive amount of upkeep it requires, he has harnessed the power of the ancient and mystical Earthworm in order to better himself and his heavenly garden.

  • Reply Дмитрий Непосидяка April 10, 2019 at 2:39 pm

    Hi Jeb! You have a great garden! Please, can you tell me what plastic boxes do you use? How can I find them? I could not find them in my region. And Is it critical to use only non-transparent boxes?

  • Reply Deletin April 10, 2019 at 7:39 pm

    JEB DONT STOP MAKING VIDEOS PLEASE

  • Reply Cambelle Provost April 11, 2019 at 9:55 pm

    Jeb! I missed you man!

  • Reply Jessica Hammen April 12, 2019 at 5:35 am

    This is another fantastic video. Yes, encourage us all the be lazy please. Our plants will be happier for it
    "Garden is peace. Garden … is love."

  • Reply Hail King Devin April 13, 2019 at 3:58 am

    Come back chicken Part 3.

  • Reply Hail King Devin April 13, 2019 at 4:00 am

    Or new Orange tree

  • Reply Derp Derpson April 13, 2019 at 3:40 pm

    Appropriately dramatic…

    As all things should be.

  • Reply Justin Schupp April 13, 2019 at 4:46 pm

    Gardening version of AVE?

  • Reply Danielle Dan April 13, 2019 at 11:01 pm

    Forgive me.. I know I'm gonna point out those girls.. (the beautiful chickens) I have those same girls as yours!!! Omg. Did I copied you??? Or was it an accident??? Its okay. I love your video anyways 😊😊😊

  • Reply Grinix April 14, 2019 at 4:13 am

    that's a good looking chicken, jeb

  • Reply Raphael De Guzman April 14, 2019 at 11:33 am

    I think that since he started gardening, he lost the ability to rush things since he gained too much patience… and that's the story why he speaks slowly.

  • Reply FLIP ! April 14, 2019 at 5:30 pm

    “Am I not merciful?” just got you another subscriber. And the music? Too good man. All hail the mighty earthworm!

  • Reply Pedro Henrique Menegolli Tamaso April 15, 2019 at 12:16 am

    love your videos jeb

  • Reply overcast209 April 15, 2019 at 9:00 pm

    So we want live worms in the pot with the plant? I was afraid it might some how harm the roots

  • Reply Marcos Alvarado April 16, 2019 at 3:11 pm

    Praise jeb for he has blessed us with his amazing content! thank you almighty jeb!

  • Reply kmkcorner April 17, 2019 at 4:31 pm

    You’re a sick man!!

  • Reply poopbutt booby egg April 18, 2019 at 2:09 am

    The frog will keep pests out

    I love frogs

  • Reply Rudy Melo April 18, 2019 at 8:49 am

    Please make your voice a bit louder

  • Reply Эффективные удобрения April 18, 2019 at 2:36 pm

    Jeb оцените видео 👍👎https://youtu.be/-GJBfG34Tjg

  • Reply evil intestines April 18, 2019 at 6:15 pm

    Jeb is a god amongst men

  • Reply Daniel Flores April 19, 2019 at 2:35 am

    Bless this man. May he have a bountiful harvest.

  • Reply Александр Дудко April 19, 2019 at 5:59 am

    Джеб, ролики хорошие. Музыка громкая и не приятная.

  • Reply tirado637 April 19, 2019 at 9:00 pm

    What hydroponic fertilizer did you use on your cilantro and tomatoes

  • Reply LucasGrowsBest April 19, 2019 at 10:27 pm

    Hey Jeb just wondering how many subs you had when your first video hit 100K views and also when you got 1million on the "Gardener Ignores the Laws of Nature" video? thanks

  • Reply Stagskull April 20, 2019 at 1:27 am

    All I can grow in my dorm is a singular potted mung bean. These beans will be my greatest achievements

  • Reply Bush Master P April 21, 2019 at 12:55 am

    I forgot I even have fertz

  • Reply ARDRA -asmr- April 21, 2019 at 4:53 am

    I love how calm it got at the end, leaves me with a smile 🙂

  • Reply Dr. Dank April 22, 2019 at 12:16 am

    Jeb, clean and paint your shovel, you don’t think it helps, but once you do it, it feel like new

  • Reply ari romaldini April 22, 2019 at 12:34 am

    These videos bring me joy. Thanks Jeb.

  • Reply Horseteeth Gaming April 22, 2019 at 9:31 pm

    Jeb…. can I grow marijuana out of one of these things?

  • Reply Batı April 26, 2019 at 10:11 am

    I never thought Mussorgsky's music would be that much suitable for a garden/agriculture video! Life is full of surprises! Great content!

  • Reply Rose L April 26, 2019 at 11:01 am

    Attack of the chickens

  • Reply BIG bOi April 27, 2019 at 12:44 am

    Earthworm jim music? Instantly subscribed.

  • Reply Jason Axford May 1, 2019 at 2:20 am

    Wait, that was like chucking a human into a sewerage farm and expecting it to eat its own species' excrement. You monster!

  • Reply Antikia May 2, 2019 at 6:55 pm

    Never has a gardening video been this dramatic, I'm here for it

  • Reply Marc Sabbah May 2, 2019 at 7:11 pm

    I love your use of classical music. Think about using one my recordings next time 😉 !

  • Reply Socks May 2, 2019 at 7:50 pm

    Hey Jeb, what kind of wood do you use for your above ground planter boxes?

  • Reply Pibbles 'n Bits May 3, 2019 at 4:30 pm

    This man is an artist.

  • Reply stevie bananas May 4, 2019 at 12:07 am

    lazy = smart

  • Reply archangel20031 May 5, 2019 at 1:26 am

    Rabbits are better than chickens (except for the eggs) as you can pretend they are pets until harvest, their pellets are garden ready day one and you have a better chance of getting them through the HOA!

  • Reply Psychogenical May 5, 2019 at 2:43 pm

    ALL HAIL JEB LORD OF GARDENING

  • Reply Janice Carey May 5, 2019 at 3:07 pm

    You are brilliant in so many ways…..and sweet on top of that-the child, the cute little dogs, the chickens-I loved seeing and hearing all that. Your videos are mesmerizing-I could watch them over and over. I hope you will not be insulted but can I make a suggestion-prune your roses to outside, ie cut all the branches that are going into the interior off and always prune right above the "bump" going out. Great music also!

  • Reply TheSkytherMod May 5, 2019 at 6:57 pm

    5:00AM, classical music blasts around the room followed by "worm castings"

  • Reply Nick Chase May 8, 2019 at 1:59 am

    U ROCK FAM

  • Reply justas drigotas May 10, 2019 at 5:44 pm

    the 7th matrix looks wack

  • Reply Elias Josephsson May 11, 2019 at 10:47 am

    Category: music

  • Reply Fart Huffington May 12, 2019 at 7:55 pm

    Man those chickens are beautiful.

  • Reply randomhalofan292 May 14, 2019 at 4:52 am

    You dont need them gloves! Mix the worm dooky no gloves!

  • Reply randomhalofan292 May 14, 2019 at 5:01 am

    Also if you want free castings like that. They use red and earth worms

  • Reply RustySpace May 14, 2019 at 10:28 pm

    Fiskars, torilla tavataan!

    don't mind me Jeb 😛

  • Reply Daniel Nouri May 16, 2019 at 7:53 pm

    SO DRAMATIC. LOL

  • Reply Austin Lim May 16, 2019 at 8:48 pm

    That random frog doe

  • Reply John May 17, 2019 at 12:30 am

    Gardner had a seedling.

  • Reply Tuesday Rivard May 18, 2019 at 1:32 am

    I LOVE these titles!

  • Reply Steve Laubach May 18, 2019 at 3:12 am

    I've read that mycorrhizal fungi and azabacter bacteria are also good for feeding the roots. Both help all plants but the fungi help woody plants such as fruit trees more and azabacter helps non-woody plants more.

  • Reply SoFun May 18, 2019 at 11:43 am

    10/10 Editing…
    Just subbed. I saw your making a salad video
    Youtube Recommended no regrets

  • Reply Valeria Vagapova May 18, 2019 at 6:22 pm

    1:10 That synchronisation of music though… LOL. your videos are the best. Cute kid, too:) She must be having fun getting involved

  • Reply A human being May 18, 2019 at 8:19 pm

    I never cared much for gardening and I never believed in god. But this video was so thought provoking that I had to question my stance and reconsider everything I believed in. Do you have a cult following, Mr. Jeb? How can I use this unworthy material body to serve my lord and almighty?

  • Reply Th!nk Høw May 19, 2019 at 7:59 pm

    Other gardeners: I fear no man… but that JEB… it SCARES me…

  • Reply channelofsindre May 20, 2019 at 12:05 am

    AvE?

  • Reply WonderWaffles May 20, 2019 at 4:23 am

    9:58 wake an bake garden time

  • Reply Shemsuh0r May 21, 2019 at 11:33 am

    HI ENERGY JEB
    J E B A I T E D

  • Reply WIERBITCH May 21, 2019 at 6:15 pm

    This is the perfect YouTube channel

  • Reply Johnny B. Naughty May 23, 2019 at 4:52 pm

    He said hey guys, you see my YouTube award I got in the background lol

  • Reply Carmen Tunchez May 28, 2019 at 3:56 am

    Rarely see u using dirt 🌱

  • Reply A I June 1, 2019 at 10:58 pm

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  • Reply al145 June 2, 2019 at 5:53 am

    What can I substitute for the chickens and weiner dogs? I have a cat who doesn't go outside, and massive student loan debt.

  • Reply Tamika Frison June 2, 2019 at 10:06 pm

    Lol funny ancient creature😂 lol and look it's a worm😀

  • Reply N Sd June 4, 2019 at 2:52 pm

    I see jeb's videos, I hit like. Even if I don't have time to watch. Cause you incredible

  • Reply lol June 5, 2019 at 12:10 am

    Who knew music about the god of war would go so well with gardening

  • Reply Colox June 5, 2019 at 7:41 pm

    i don't even know anymore

  • Reply Cpt.Str4ng3 June 7, 2019 at 1:16 am

    Give this man a Netflix Series!

  • Reply DudeWithAShortName June 16, 2019 at 7:08 am

    1:21 Here is the deficiency im trying to counter…

    aND a fROg

  • Reply Quesamo June 27, 2019 at 9:45 pm

    I have no clue what's going on, but it's entertaining as hell

  • Reply Jacques Kennedy June 29, 2019 at 5:08 am

    Y is he so funny

  • Reply Dick Fitzwell July 1, 2019 at 2:50 pm

    i like your videos but i never see you clone anything with clonex or some other cloner

  • Reply Queen T July 6, 2019 at 2:35 am

    Im starting a garden any advice for me ?

  • Reply Bom Belz July 21, 2019 at 7:41 am

    Did the parsley make it? Mine die when i put them close too other greens

  • Reply Andy Web July 23, 2019 at 9:21 pm

    You think that's lazy? Instead of pulling out bindweed I train it to hold plants against Bamboo so I don't have to tie them on with that green string stuff! Haha ! Now they work for me!! AhhHAHA! MUHAHAHA !!!!!! >:-D

  • Reply Mr. Joshua July 31, 2019 at 4:21 am

    This is like HOW TO BASIC but with the HOW TO. Love the vids

  • Reply Darrell Harwood August 1, 2019 at 6:41 pm

    "It's not that I'm interested in a one-size-fits-all solution… wait a minute… I AM interested in a one-size-fits-all solution; it's exactly what I want."

  • Reply Sandra Johansson August 2, 2019 at 3:58 pm

    pro tip. make your own worm farm

  • Reply Gavin Vales August 2, 2019 at 5:00 pm

    Are you related to Peter Draws by any chance?

  • Reply Myron Chan August 3, 2019 at 3:16 am

    a vegans nightmare

  • Reply Liliane Ennes August 3, 2019 at 5:56 pm

    You have such a soothing voice, i love it! nice choice of music too! i love your videos, they have a bit of sarcasm on them, but also great gardening tips, my hebs and my plants are growing very fast thanks to your tips and videos, thank you very much, keep doing the good work!^^

  • Reply Bralvar August 9, 2019 at 2:32 pm

    "Four plantings for the price of one"

    HUBRIS

  • Reply John Marcus August 12, 2019 at 8:41 pm

    So are you the Bob Ross of gardening?

  • Reply Jayme Ralston August 12, 2019 at 9:51 pm

    Love this dudes videos so much

  • Reply Hansbald August 13, 2019 at 8:49 am

    Your channel is so calming, maybe I can afford a garden same day too

  • Reply DigitalMagda August 15, 2019 at 11:11 pm

    I sub because of this vid

  • Reply Tewdy Quew September 8, 2019 at 5:14 pm

    Is that cat litter, with or without the "nutrients" ? ~7:20???

  • Reply Captain.Toaster September 8, 2019 at 8:35 pm

    I want you to do some hugelkultur videos! Like beginner permaculture Technics. Install some swales in your yard!

  • Reply Abel Abebe September 28, 2019 at 12:27 pm

    Great content as always!

  • Reply James Butterson September 29, 2019 at 2:47 pm

    Now just keep making some worm tea and they will love it ☝🤓🌱🌿🌼🌻🌸🌺🏵️🌹💐🍁🍅🍇🍐🍏🍈🍄🌶️🍍🍓🍉🍑🍊🍎🍒🍋👍

  • Reply djtecthreat October 6, 2019 at 4:48 pm

    Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic!

  • Reply Zephadus Joltspark October 27, 2019 at 9:39 am

    Somehow found myself here.
    Video features one of my favorite pieces of classical music, so that's a plus.
    Guess I'll have a look at your other videos and see what this is all about. lol

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